Man was tired of going to
work everyday, while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to
see what he went through so he
prayed:
'Dear Lord: I go to work
... every day and put in 8 hours while
my wife merely stays at home. I
want her to know what I go
through. So, please allow her body
to switch with mine for a day.'
God, in His infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish. ... The
next morning, sure enough, the
man awoke as a woman...
Friday, March 30, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
AN UNBELIEVABLE TOUCHING STORY
This is a miracle that happened recently in Victoria Island in Lagos State Nigeria . A boy (John)& girl (Anne) loved each other so much and so sincerely. They used to chat on their mobile phones for hours. In order to reduce the expenses both of them got the same network SIM cards. The guy went abroad for a month on an official trip. The girl died in an accident. The girl's last wish was to be buried along with her mobile...
Monday, March 26, 2012
wHEN THE WORST HAPPENs
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements and to store his few possessions. But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames,...
Thursday, March 22, 2012
wHAT GOES AROUNd
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that...
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
dEBT PAId!!!
It is August in a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a 100 eruo note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor. The hotel owner...
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
wAIT FOR YOUR TIMe
Alphabet 'A', 'B', 'C' & 'D' Do Not
Appear Anywhere in the Spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'D' Comes For The
First Time in Hundred)
Letters 'A', 'B' &
'C' Do Not Appear Anywhere
in the Spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'A' Comes For The First Time in Thousand) .
Letters 'B' & 'C' Do
Not Appear Anywhere in the
Spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'B' Comes For The
First Time in Billion) .
And Letter 'C'
Does Not Appear...
Monday, March 19, 2012
sEE AHEAd
Damian and Henry joined a
wholesale company together
just after graduation. Both
worked very hard. After several
years, the boss promoted Henry
to sales executive but Damian
remained a sales rep.
One day Damian could not take it
anymore, tender resignation to
the boss and complained the
boss did not value hard working
staff, but only promoted those
who flattered him. The boss
knew that Damian worked very
hard for the years, but...
Thursday, March 15, 2012
I WISH I HAD KNOWN
Anfal, a rich young girl, sat
waiting impatiently at the
doctor’s clinic to get the
results of a medical test. She
was in a hurry to attend a party
and feared she might be late
for her appointment with the
hairdresser. She never thought
the result would be anything
important. It was just a
precaution insisted upon by her
family. She had never suffered
any serious illness, apart from
the odd ache in her never
suffered any serious...
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
LIONEL MESSI
Whether you are a Barca fan or not, everyone admits that Lionel Messi is a delight to watch playing football. Messi plays for Barcelona FC. He is a three-time FIFA World Player of the Year. Five days ago, he scored five times( a Champions League record and also a personal record). Yesterday he scored another two goals. Messi scored 53 goals in 55 matches for his club last season. He already has 50 in 43 matches so far this campaign....
Monday, March 12, 2012
oNE POUND MEASURe
There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decides to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound or not and found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, your Honour, "I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale" The judge asked, "then how do you weigh the butter?"...
Friday, March 9, 2012
tHINK POSITIVe
If you are SINGLE and keep
on saying "I DON'T TRUST
MEN OR WOMEN!" remember...
your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let
me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!
If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it
not married people like you
that are celebrating Gold, Silver
and even Platinum jubilee?
If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and
see...
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
wHY DID THINGS GO WRONG TODAY?
Me: God, can I ask You a
question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much
stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my
sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my
phonewent DEAD, just as I picked
up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off,
whenI...
Monday, March 5, 2012
tHE BIG ALWAYS START SMALL
I was raped at the age of 9 "
-Oprah;"
I didn't even complete my
University Education "
-Bill Gates;"
In my childhood days, I
stitched shoes "
-Abraham Lincoln,"
I struggled academically
throughout elementary
school "
-Ben Carson;"
I used to serve tea at a shop
To support my football
training "
-Lionel Messi;"
I used to sleep on the floor in
friend's rooms, returning
Coke bottles for food money,
getting weekly free meals...
Friday, March 2, 2012
iT'S NOT FAIr
A man had a little dog, and he
was very fond of it. He would
pat its head, and take it on his
knee, and talk to it. Then he
would give it little bits of food
from his own plate.
A donkey looked in at the
window and saw the man and
the dog.
"Why does he not make a pet
of me?" said the donkey.
"It is not fair. I work hard, and
the dog only wags its tail, and
barks, and jumps on its
master's knee. It is not fair."
Then the donkey...
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