WHICH IS THE MIGHTIEST ANIMAL IN THE JUNGLE?|MORAL TALE

A lion woke up one morning
feeling rowdy. He went out and
cornered a small monkey and
roared, "Who is mightiest of all
jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey said,
"You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronted a deer
and bellowed, "Who is mightiest
of all jungle animals?"
The terrified deer stammered,
"Oh great lion, you are by far
the mightiest animal in the
jungle!"
On a roll, the lion swaggered up
to an elephant and roared, "Who
is mightiest of all jungle
animals?"
The elephant snatched up the
lion with his trunk, slammed
him against a tree, stomped on
him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after
the elephant, "Sheesh, just
because you don't know the
answer, you don't have to get
so upset."

Moral of the story: Don't be proud

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iT'S NOT FAIr

A man had a little dog, and he
was very fond of it. He would
pat its head, and take it on his
knee, and talk to it. Then he
would give it little bits of food
from his own plate.
A donkey looked in at the
window and saw the man and
the dog.
"Why does he not make a pet
of me?" said the donkey.
"It is not fair. I work hard, and
the dog only wags its tail, and
barks, and jumps on its
master's knee. It is not fair."
Then the donkey said to
himself, "If I do what the dog
does, he may make a pet of
me."
So the donkey ran into the
room. It brayed as loudly as it
could. It wagged its tail so hard
that it knocked over a jar on
the table. Then it tried to jump
on to its master's knee.
The master thought the donkey
was mad, and he shouted,
"Help! Help!"
Men came running in with
sticks, and they beat the
donkey till it ran out of the
house, and they drove it back
to the field.
"I only did what the dog does,"
said the donkey," and yet they
make a pet of the dog, and
they beat me with sticks. It is
not fair."

mORAL OF THE STORy
What is good for the goose is good for the gander but what is good for the dog may not be good for the donkey.

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wHO WILL BE THE BOSs?

When the body was first made,
all parts wanted to be the Boss. There arose and arguement and it was concluded that each part should give a reason for which it should be the boss...


The Brain said I, because I decide.
Th Feet said us and so did the
Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes, each giving their reasons

Finally the Asshole said I should
be the Boss.
All the parts started laughing.
So the Asshole went on strike,
blocked itself, and refused to
open.
In a short time,the Hands
cranked,
The Eyes blurred,
The Ears emitted hot air,
The Brain got heavy,
The Heart and Lungs panicked...
So they all agreed that the
Asshole should be the BOSS


mORAL OF THE STORy:


1. Every one, no matter who you are or how little you're regarded has his/her own value.

2. It does'nt matter how talented
you are.,
Any Asshole can be your Boss..

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aLWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRst

When on their way to a business meeting, a junior manager,, a senior
manager and their boss decided to wall through a motor park. As they were about getting out of the park
, they came across a

wonder lamp.They
rubbed the lamp and a ghost
came out of it. The ghost says
Normally, one person is supposed to be granted three
wishes since you are three in number, I will only
allow one wish each" So the
eager senior manager shouted, "I
want the first wish. I want to be
in the Bahamas, on a fast boat
and have no worries"."Pufffff
and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could
not keep quiet and shouted "I
want to be in Florida with
beautiful girls, plenty of food
and drinks". Pfufffff, and he
was also gone. The boss calmly
said," I want those two idiots
back in the office after lunch at
12.35pm"

Moral lesson: "Always allow the boss to
speak first"

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ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOUR STUDIES FIRST [A moral joke]

A Boy was in a speeding bus, suddenly the driver applied the break...he fell on a girl and ...
ki***d her,

GIRL: Hey! what are you doing?

BOY: Engineering and you?

She smiled and said B.Sc. Computer science

(Moral lesson: Always think about studies first)

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DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE [a moral joke]

One day, a very popular motivational speaker who was addressing his audience said: "The best Years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The audience was in total silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" the audience responded with Laughter and a round of Applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage. Standing there for close to 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil


The moral Lesson to be learnt from this story is: Don't copy if you can't paste!!!

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