Showing posts with label joke stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke stories. Show all posts

Thursday, March 29, 2012

AN UNBELIEVABLE TOUCHING STORY

This is a miracle that happened recently in Victoria Island in Lagos State Nigeria . A boy (John)& girl (Anne) loved each other so much and so sincerely. They used to chat on their mobile phones for hours. In order to reduce the expenses both of them got the same network SIM cards. The guy went abroad for a month on an official trip. The girl died in an accident. The girl's last wish was to be buried along with her mobile phone:'(. After a month the guy called the girl's mom and said, "Aunty, I'll be coming tomorrow. I want this to be a surprise, so please don't tell Anne." The lady didn't know what to say. The next day, the guy came and asked about Anne. Everyone told him the truth but he said "Don't joke with me. I spoke with her just yesterday." Nobody believed him. Suddenly the guy's mobile phone rang and displayed "INCOMING CALL, ANNE".He immediately put the phone on loudspeaker. It was clearly Anne's voice. They were all shocked. Then they realised that the girl was using
MTN:
EVERYWHERE YOU GO!


Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of your time reading this as I once did... Good morning, have a nize day.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012

THE LOAN

An man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the
loan officer. He tells the loan
officer that he is going overseas
on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that
the bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the man
hands over the keys and
documents of new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of
the bank. He produces the title
and everything checks out. The
loan officer agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the man for using a $250,000
Ferrari as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the
bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank's underground garage
and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the man
returns, repays the $5,000 and
the interest, which comes to
$15.41. The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have
had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and found
that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow
"$5,000" ?
The man replies:
"Where else in New York City can
I park my car for two weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be
there when I return?"

.mORAL OF THE STORy
Be wise! Use what you have to get what you want.
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